Pool party

If you’ve ever messed with one of those ring-on-a-string games at a bar or something, you already know what we’re going to say—it’s more fun than you’d think.

This deal gives you all of the mindless fun of that, plus a cool floating island motif that’ll keep up to four drinks floating safely out of the water.

This is not a sophisticated purchase, to be clear. But it is an undeniably fun one, exactly the kind of thing that seems like a gag gift until the pool novelty wears off and suddenly everyone is gathered around your weird inflatable palm tree island riding the highs and lows of ecstasy and despair as their fortunes turn on the callous whims of a ring on a string.

And just in case you’re evaluating this product much more seriously than people probably tend to, yes, you can fill the base with some water for additional stability, especially important if you’re honing your ring string skills for eventual tournament play or Olympic opportunities.

This is fun. You’re fun, too. Let’s make it happen.