There’s a real sense of whiplash when you decide to dive into the blended health shake life.
First you’re all “these superfood kale açaí smoothies are going to make me feel like a million bucks” and then you go to order the one you always see in the TikTok videos from fitness influencers and realize that they actually cost a million bucks.
Okay, not a million bucks. But closer to a million bucks than you’d think.
Well the good news is that it turns out you don’t actually need a blender with more horsepower than your first car that makes it feel like a kiwi-scented freight train is running through your kitchen.
Today’s deal is twenty-five bucks and it’s downright—portable. At least as portable as a blender can ever be. It’s not like you’re going to ride around with it next to you in the car.
But you could. And that counts for something.
Anyway, you can drink right out of the jar, which comes with a lid. We’re even going to send you some extra jars so that you can still have your 11 a.m. green nitro energy blend even though the dishes from your 7 a.m. immunity boost power shake are still in the sink.
Pretty great, right?